The Commandments:
- Don't delude yourself into thinking that any other entity is God. That is bullshit and there isn't much I can do to help you if you don't call on Me for help, now is there? Oh, and don't fucking think about trying to wage war on Me. This is your only warning.
- Worship the idea behind whatever belief that suits the present context. Not a fucking object.
- Don't insult me. I'm a nice person and you of all should know what happens to you when you insult somebody else or shit on their name to their face.
- Don't murder.
- Don't cheat on your wife. If you do, at least be honest with her about it, which brings me to:
- Don't fucking lie.
- Don't steal unless you need to in order to survive. If you have to, try not to do it to a point where you're impeding on another's livelihood. Try to target people who already have more than enough but are too selfish to share.
- Don't obsess over other people's shit. This is for your own benefit. Doing this only leads to bad things happening to or from you.
- Honor your parents. Sometimes parents will do things that spit in the face of reason for honor. Pity them instead, in these situations. For simply selfish, atavistic and treacherous parents: Fuck them. They don't deserve your attention.
What's this shit about a sacred day where you have to relax above all others? Every moment in God's Creation within His Presence is a blessing. Utter nonsense. To say one is punishable under Divine Law just because they worked on a novel on a certain day of the week. Thanks for your little tedits filthy infidel Satanists. Thanks for being so fucking obvious. Thanks for mocking me. Your attention to detail and infatuation with me truly is appreciated. Don't worry about keeping it up though. I won't be bothered when you are gone.
Thank you and have a wonderful day.
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