The United States of America!
I first came over here as fanatic religious zealots trying to escape from Britain's oppressive laws against my religion. When I found people wearing leather clothing made from animal skins and decorative jewelery with dark skin, I just KNEW I had to kill them all and take their land in the name of God. Later, as time passed by, I decided I'd take some black people from Africa and beat them to death if they didn't do what I wanted them to in the name of God! My country strands for freedom of entrepreneurs to do as they wish! I like to provide funding for people who I will later call my enemies for future wars. I also like to pay people to kill innocent civilians so I can make even more money in wars against ideologies. I am my military! If you oppose or speak out against my wealthy weapons manufacturers and their special business partners in a public office, I will make you look like a homosexual, pederast or simply shoot you and then get away with it by killing anyone who investigates if they don't take a bribe to be quiet and do something else!
Israel!
I existed about 2,000 years ago. Then, suddenly, my country disappeared and we've been wandering around the world ever since! If you remark on the fact that Jewish people are, far and away, a "label" of people with the largest portion of money in the world on top of the fact that the leaders of almost, if not every, banking institution around the globe, I'll be sure to "label" you as an anti-semite, which almost the equivalent to pedophile! Recently, thanks to our wonderful negotiation techniques, we've managed to take the land that was stolen from us so many years ago. We had to bulldoze the homes of some poor people because they were on land we wanted but that's just a conspiracy theory that isn't founded in any truth or evidence. People who record these incidents occurring are just really good at Photoshopping. Right now, I'm currently starving some civilians to death because there are some people amongst them who are militant. Shame on those militants! Didn't they know that I'm right and they're wrong? Anyways, I'd really like to thank The United States for giving me billions of dollars in money and lots of weapons to defend myself against the people defending their people in this region. If that money supply gets cut off, I sure wouldn't know what to do with myself!
I first came over here as fanatic religious zealots trying to escape from Britain's oppressive laws against my religion. When I found people wearing leather clothing made from animal skins and decorative jewelery with dark skin, I just KNEW I had to kill them all and take their land in the name of God. Later, as time passed by, I decided I'd take some black people from Africa and beat them to death if they didn't do what I wanted them to in the name of God! My country strands for freedom of entrepreneurs to do as they wish! I like to provide funding for people who I will later call my enemies for future wars. I also like to pay people to kill innocent civilians so I can make even more money in wars against ideologies. I am my military! If you oppose or speak out against my wealthy weapons manufacturers and their special business partners in a public office, I will make you look like a homosexual, pederast or simply shoot you and then get away with it by killing anyone who investigates if they don't take a bribe to be quiet and do something else!
Israel!
I existed about 2,000 years ago. Then, suddenly, my country disappeared and we've been wandering around the world ever since! If you remark on the fact that Jewish people are, far and away, a "label" of people with the largest portion of money in the world on top of the fact that the leaders of almost, if not every, banking institution around the globe, I'll be sure to "label" you as an anti-semite, which almost the equivalent to pedophile! Recently, thanks to our wonderful negotiation techniques, we've managed to take the land that was stolen from us so many years ago. We had to bulldoze the homes of some poor people because they were on land we wanted but that's just a conspiracy theory that isn't founded in any truth or evidence. People who record these incidents occurring are just really good at Photoshopping. Right now, I'm currently starving some civilians to death because there are some people amongst them who are militant. Shame on those militants! Didn't they know that I'm right and they're wrong? Anyways, I'd really like to thank The United States for giving me billions of dollars in money and lots of weapons to defend myself against the people defending their people in this region. If that money supply gets cut off, I sure wouldn't know what to do with myself!
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