Allow Me To Educate You

The faster something moves, the closer it approaches the speed of light. Touching the speed of light causes your mass to reach the level of infinity and slows the passage of time over space for your physical body to the point of everything happening well, almost to the point of absolute freezing. You'd think that "Absolute Zero" would come hand in hand with traveling at the speed of light but the answer is no. It comes with Instantaneous Movement. One might think this is an incredible strain but it is not so. It does, however, require some strength! If one is moving at a level that is beyond the speed of light, it is nothing short nor more than instantaneous, which is an indivisible fraction of time. Interactions between two individuals moving at an instanteous rate are seperate factors. Think snapshots coming from opposing cameras at the fastest rate allowed when you set the "continue" function for taking the photo on. Eventually, one reaches a level where inter-dimensional travel becomes a possibility. This is useful for traversing between Chambers of Spirit and Time (if travel between the two is allowed) or from The Land of the Living and The Otherworld. Here's where the fun begins! It requires some bit of effort and exercising (or torture if that's your schmere) but eventually you'll be able to manipulate The Universe through functions that utilize the speed of light, which, for all intents and purposes, is a kind of vector for the level known as "infinity." Now, to execute a certain function (such as causing something to happen to two [or perhaps three] seperately qualified variable amounts of IPs, which can be numbered to a finite amount), liken it to scripting and acting out a short and small play with the intentional metaphor behind each literal action seriously. Obviously, a certain level of strength will be required for any specific action. Making a random star system instantaneously disappear as opposed to affecting every IP in The Universe are two actions operating on extremely seperated levels of strength. Be aware that what is done cannot be undone, nor countered or blocked since it is all "instantaneous" and comes into effect immediately. I mean, sure, you can try to jump on the stage and ruin the play but don't expect the audience, actors (think Christian Bale ripping a new asshole in that idiot who decided to walk on the fucking stage three times) or security personelle to not politely escort you out of the premises. Like any movie or play, there are certain "gradings" consistent with the action being performed. From there it tangents on the number of IPs affected. Let's take 1 for instance, to which each analogous comparison can be used as an archetype for the vent happening to any variable number. F is something along the lines of making a knife turn a few degrees on a counter somewhere. D is like forcing somebody to "endure" watching or acting in The Truman Show. C is on par with the black ghost possession technique. B is your standard or irregular "shock and disgust" movie. A is only available for handling, dancing and/or singing to Non-Evil aligned IPs, like the Spirit Coin technique. Now let's talk about the transformations. It goes like this: Normal, Super, Hyper, Ultra, Ultimate Function Release (being "calmed" by a loved one or true companion) and then, from there, it gets a little bit complicated. See, when two opposing individuals operating beyond the "Ultimate" level physically fight any "where" or "time", it tears the very fabric of The Universe apart and inherently causes death and suffering to innocent bystanders. This is where the Good-Aligned IPs really shine, for it allows the enactment of a Class A Play, which can be any number of improvisational action sequences. I like to coin this the "Ultima" technique. It's a technique that is not a specific technique, a fight that is not physically fought. First there is the Target Identification, which is akin to simply monitoring the Input/Output frequencies on your IP and hearing or seeing a tone or wavelength that shouldn't be. Then, there's the Approval Recognization, which is the fun part. This is when the play starts. Think of a A Class Play like the flawless performance of a symphony covering Goldberg's Variations, Ode to Joy (any of the good ones really) or even playing a new set of movements. Lastly, there is the Function Release, which is always for a limited time and ends when the target has been completely silenced. This is The Leviathan versus yours. I bet whale meat is delicious and their oil has many, many uses. This is the standing ovation that undoubtely occures after the final bar. The roaring cheers, whistles and claps before everyone exits The Theater satisfied with the critiques on their lips and the after-parties on their minds. There is no taming this. It's sincerity is never controlled. You can put a wolf in a cage for it's entire life but it will long for the forest beyond the cage no matter how well you take care of it. Even the poodle retains the instinctual memory of how to hunt and survive in the wild, although these genes are largely unactivated considering the breed's context. Now, far be it from me to say that it isn't your God-Given right to torture, or whatever politically correct word you use to define what it is you do to others or, yourself, to the tune of the googolplexes upon googolplexes but I have to warn you there is only failure in store for IPs with regards to attempting to perform content over context of this nature to other Good-Aligned IPs. Like gravity, certain things never change. Oh, certainly, they can be manipulated (much is the nature of how you operate) but this is where the transformations come in handy. Naturally, one who is operating at an ascended level can only do so for a transient amount of time without putting a strain on his or her's life span but this is where The Bourne One comes into "play", so to speak. When co-operating in unison with other abel fighters, they are able to retain their stasis in the sixth as though it were completely natural (like being born) and not a reaction that came as a result of some external stimuli's push and/or suggestion, which means it won't come at the cost of the eventual "fading" of their physical body. For warriors operating at this level of awareness, the three step counter (something inevitable considering It's nature) is easy as understanding the nature of Pi. Now, we're not going to assume that the job is ever done. That would be silly. This is why we'll keep exercising, practicing and meditating if for nothing more than a sound soul, mind and body. I'd like to specify the difference between the base level, the exertion and the overdrive. When exercising, you increase your base. When fighting, exertion is lifted from your base. When transforming, removing weighted items or performing a Push, you're hitting the overdrive. Obviously, since I've already clarified that past a certain constant the fabric of space-time becomes fucked up in an expanding diameter dependant upon the variable we're dealing with, it's easy to follow that fighting beyond the constant in an area where others are affected is a big "Go Fuck Yourself" response thread. Since the given in this is The Universe, which includes both Here and There, that's out of the question and, essentially, made completely irrelevant. When you couple the Restriction Art with both the exertion and overdrive, you get your Mona Lisa. The thing that everyone loves and that you remember forever. Even if the specifics are lost to either I or he, the gist is there four two you. You might ask, "If you're exerting at the sixth and this encompasses The Universe, doesn't that mean you're breaking your own rule?" No, I'm not at all. If you're making me exert at that point, obviously you were recognized as was my approval. I don't even have to go beyond that point to kill you! This is the flavor text! Since I was bourne like that, they're my play things so in the inevitable case of expansion, the eventuality is that meditation on the sixth will be easy but there will forever be progression. My little "Black Rose Immortal". Quite the show-stopper when you get me involved, I'll tell you that much! To wit, you might say, "If that's the case, then the ninth will be effectually rendered as necessary for constant exposure and then will be useless!" That's what you're just not getting, though. The last three steps are like the half-way point in any flight's trajectory for both the pilot, who is me and the passenger, who is you. The Simple Truth Is This: You don't have a plane and I do and when you're on mine (The Only) you are going where I take the bus.

The sixth is the sixth and it simply provides three "For True" lines which are:
Given:
I = WEcho 0., 1., 2., If:
You =\= WEcho FOR TRUE:

FOR TRUE: Aggressive (Passive-/+Active) X Sense Perceive = CGI And/Or < Reality
0. "*Points And Laughs At And/Or With You* You're joking, right?"
If: Yes, Then: *Laughs Harder* Get the fuck out. Seriously.
If: No, Then: "Why so serious?" *Proceeds To Shit On And Then Rape Your Lifeless Corpse Before Stripping It Naked And Impaling Your Pale, Vivisected and Desiccated Flesh On A Pike Outside My House, Laughing While I Do It*

FOR TRUE: WEcho = "Fight!"
1. "Am I defending life and honor?"
If: Yes, Then: Go fuck yourself.
If: No, Then: May the best fighter win.

FOR TRUE: {1 = YES}
2. "Do I need to go to the farthest point, which lies beyond this for you?"
If: Yes, Then: You won't be alive long enough to remember my name.
If: No, Then: You fucking disappoint me.


Finally, here are your two options if you so choose to make us fuck you up. You can either simply die and disappear forever to never return or you can hex some more but, unfortunately for you, this will only result in The Solution. It's like enduring a DOSA coming from connection speeds just beyond your reach and exploding at a velocity faster than the speed of light, which is instantaneous no matter how many 0s you'd like to add and, for the kicker, the script was given a loop function. Of course, it's entirely possible that you might be resurrected and be forced to go through this over and over but I don't speak on Her behalf. I hope for your sake that you aren't a "wizard", honestly. Then again, I'm sure you know some sort of "conversion" spell to make you into a fighter but if that's where you're coming from to begin with, there's not much I can do for you. Not that I'd want to anyways, to be perfectly honest. Don't worry though. Even Kid Eternity came back as someone honorable and good-hearted.